Are you fucking serious? I am never, never, going to Australia.
Of course. And this is just the air. The ground looks like this, except with snakes and land sharks, and the trees are full of drop bears, just waiting to, well, drop! The only way to deter a drop bear is to sprinkle fresh urine all over yourself, so that they don’t think you’re territory waiting to be conquered. I’m not even joking.
Lol, that wimp. The spiders *I* see every day are at least the size of the palm of my hand.
Yeah, we have it easy up here. Although there are more hoop snakes up here too, though, so I guess that makes up for it.
Yeah, we don’t get the snakes here. The spiders ate them.